party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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