somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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