She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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