Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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