so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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