i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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