It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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