i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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