we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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