My nipple is on Facebook.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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