i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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