I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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