How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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