Fuck appropriateness.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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