Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome