Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We left an ass print on the piano.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.