there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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