i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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