But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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