Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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