Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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