This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
