Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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