its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he puts the penis in happiness.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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