She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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