If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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