Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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