just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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