I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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