Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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