check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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