I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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