im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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