she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
