brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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