At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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