And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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