Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
