ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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