Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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