You're completely useless in the revolution.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
