I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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