how can u be prego again
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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