It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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