Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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