You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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