never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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