I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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