Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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