R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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