If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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