not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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