is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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