plz talk dirty to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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