Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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