Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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