So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
you made out with another girl for some wings
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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